Conversations With Jack: Diaper Changing Time

Situation: Diaper is full and needs to be changed

Cleaning Jack up and suddenly squirting sounds 

Me: No no no no no!

Jack: What's wrong mommy?

pops his eyebrow

Me: Jack, honey, look up...stop pushing

continues pushing

Jack: When you lift my legs up like that it squishes my insides and the stuff in there
needs to come out! 

poo starts coming out

Me: Jack!!! Oh, ba ha caught it!

quickly covered bum with diaper

Me: Sweetheart can't we just get it all out before I change your diaper?

continue to change diaper

Jack: But....then I can't show you this cool arch!

arch of pee over his head, all over bed

Jack: I'm getting better at it huh?!